i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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