Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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