also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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