His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Randomize
