On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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