Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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