you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Ladies don't puke and tell
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
The adults are the big ones right?
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