I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
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