Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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