It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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