I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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