I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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