Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
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