it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
You smell like stripper and shame
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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