It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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