You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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