Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
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