Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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