At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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