marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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