I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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