We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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