So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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