Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
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