How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
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