Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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