I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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