"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
be right there i have to get my cape
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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