i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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