well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Randomize
