i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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