just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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