I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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