There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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