Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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