careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
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