I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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