You're earring is so big in my mouth
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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