I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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