we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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