He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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