We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
that is very illegal...i love you.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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