i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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