Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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