Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Girls should come with a carfax report
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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