Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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