I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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