just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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