Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
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