You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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