I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
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