OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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