do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Randomize
