love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
