Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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